News Archive 2000

December 21, 2000

Well, it's almost Christmas so Hapy Holidays everybody!! I'm heading back to Halifax for two weeks so there probably won't be any updates before I return. I'll be too busy eating.
But when I do get back I have my second Java game to put up. Nothing huge, just a little Missile Command clone called "Scuds". Just something I threw together partly to have another game to put up and partly to learn some more about Swing and other Java 2 stuff. Only took a few hours to do. It will be up in the new year.

December 7, 2000

Man, it has been a while since I've updated the old site here. Sorry. Work has been damn busy lately. Besides that, just too many other things going on. But now that it is so cold outside, I'll try and keep the updates more recent (but let's be honest, 2 months isn't really that long for an update on most websites).
Finally added some more moview reviews from my man Travis. Check out his views of Pay it Forward and The Sixth Day. Man, we are up to 31 reviews!
The My 2 Cents sections has seen several additions as well. All of a political nature. I give my high-brow views on each political party and the group of leaders. Also, I have an in-depth look at the election situation south of the border.

October 2, 2000

Warped Productions has moved to it's new home at TRIPOD.COM!! Added movie reviews for Remember the Titans and Nurse Betty.
Added my opinions about professional athletes, profesional wrestling, and youth sports.
Move the old splash page to the media page in the games section, just in case you wanted to have a look.

August 28, 2000

Changed the slogan in case you haven't noticed. Now it is more of a desciption of the way things work around here.
Warped Productions will be moving soon from its current location to a new host, most likely Tripod. If they give me a domain name I like, that is. But don't worry, you will be redirected when the time comes.

August 14, 2000

Added some more of my 2 cents about Star Wars nerds.
Well, I just wrapped up Rock and Roll Weekend. Got to see AC/DC on Saturday night and Foo Fighters, Our Lady Peace, and Smashing Pumpkins, amung others. I can't wait for the weekend to get here so I can recover!

August 2, 2000

Added movie reviews for Independence Day, X-Men, and What Lies Beneath.
Added a index on the links page to make stuff a little bit easier to find.
Moved the directory to its own section. The directory is brought up into a different window so you can use it as a reference.

July 28, 2000

To help people out, I created a little interactive directory that allows you to see what's in each section. Hopefully this will make it a little easier to find things. It requires the Java 2 plug-in. But it is well worth it.
Changed my email address to
Just a few other touch-ups here and there.

July 23, 2000

Finally put up the legendary quote book in the form of the Quote Machine. It has all the foolish lines and happening from our last year at DalTech. Only those who participated are allowed in. You can find it on the Media page of the Games section.
Added some more pics of the Mix Master.
Sorry I've been away so long. Finally got my home hooked up on the Internet. Now it will be back to regular updates.

June 29, 2000

Added and "About Warped Productions" page to give you all a little insight into this site.
Changed around the Music page. Now a new page dedicated to Mix Master Mike. And the Beasties now have a page all to themselves.
Added a movie review of Jim Carey's new movie Me, Myself, and Irene.
Sorry about the lack of regular updates, but I haven't had my cable modem hooked up yet. Once that gets up and running, I'll be back to my old lovely self.

June 11, 2000

Sorry this place hasn't been updated in a while. I am currently between addresses and my machine is packed away in a truck on its way to Ottawa. Once everything is settled things will be done at a more normal pace.
The My 2 Cents page has been updated with my delightful views on ultra-right religious groups. I'm not asking for it now, am I. I'm sure you'll want to have a look-see.
Added a movie review of Fight Club and the new Dinosaur.

May 19, 2000

Added a movie review of U-571 by none other than Chris Murphy.

May 16, 2000

Hello! I was away last week looking for a place to live. Talk about stressfull!
I have posted two new reviews from Travis for Gladiator and Galaxy Quest.
Put up the new slogan.
Added some navigation links for the Beastie Boys lyrics. Now just on the list of tracks and it will take your right to the song.
It's here! My Old Sschool Asteroids game is up and running. I know I was lazy in putting it up. Sorry. I Hope you enjoy it. Go to the games page to play.

May 3, 2000

Added a new movie review by Travis for "Plunkett & Macleane".
None of my boys are dissing the Knicks now...
New movie review for "American Psycho".
The Asteroids Game has been put back on track after my harddrive crash. Just fixing up a few bugs, and then I will put it up for all to enjoy. I know you don't beleive me, but it is true!

April 27, 2000

Added some new movie reviews by Travis for "The Insider" and "End of Days". See what the guru has to say.
The Association of Small Market Teams is quite bitter these days due to the eliminations of the Oilers and the Senators.
A sweet comeback win by the Knicks over the Raptors last night. One more win and some heavy taunting will occur around here.
Changed the title banners on the links and news page.

April 20, 2000

Added a movie review for Keeping the Faith submitted by the Co-President of the Association of Small Market Teams, Chris Murphy.
More movie reviews of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels and Episode 1: The Phantom Menace added by me.

April 17, 2000

Added Chuck Morash's views on Dalhousie (some of the cleaner ones at least). Ignore the lies about the Knicks.
The Oilers had a huge win over Dallas last night. My Boy Dougie Weight providing the hat trick. Chalk one up for the Association of Small Market Teams!
I've decide to feature different things from time to time with a little thing called Feature De Jour. You can find out what's the current feature is in the Home section (you mean you missed it on the way in?).
Unfortunately, my box at home is in the shop, so the release of my Asteroids game is on hold. But don't you dispair, because as soon as the beast is home, I'll touch up the edges and let you have a crack at it.
I accepted a job at Nortel Networks in Ottawa. Finally I'll be able to get out of Halifax and make some money. Can't wait for the Oilers to come to town!

April 15, 2000

Added my 2 cents on this Elian Gonzalez fiasco.

April 12, 2000

Colleen Shea elightens me on my 2 cents on the Matrix.
Colleen Shea also enlightens me on some spelling mistakes (and I know there are a lot).
My 2 cents on the JonBenet Ramsey case.

April 8, 2000

Added a movie review for Erin Brochovich. Short review: stunk.
Posted Travis's response to my 2 cents on the Matrix winning the special effects Oscar.
My machine at home crashed so the release of my asteroids game has been postponed. This sucks!

April 7, 2000

Added a movie review for High Fidelity. (Hey! A review for something that's actually in theatres!)
Added my Tribute to Mix Master Mike Quicktime video. You can find it on the Media page of the games section. Can also see it in the Music section.

April 3, 2000

Added a movie review for Anachonda.
Don't worry, my Astoroids game is pretty much done. Just a few bugs to iron out. School is busy, you know.

Mar 31, 2000

My bouncing ball Java animation has been added to the Media section.

Mar 27, 2000

Added a little blurb in my 2 cents. More on the way.
Added a movie review of Fire Birds with Nicolas Cage and Tommy Lee Jones.
Duke lost in the Sweet Sixteen this weekend. Florida will pay for their insolence.

Mar 20, 2000

Kevin MacNeil's Shockwave movie added to links. More are on the way!
Duke survived a close call with Kansas. Go Blue Devils!

Mar 19, 2000

Added the movie review for Bone Collector.

Mar 15, 2000

Added Highlander and the Seige movie reviews.
Patrick Ewing became the 14th leading scorer in NBA history the other night against the Spurs.
The Asteroids game is coming along nicely and will be completed soon. Even has teleport!

Mar 13, 2000

It's the end of a successful opening week for Warped Productions. Lots of good responses.
Added the grand opening banner to the media page in the Games section. Just for those who missed it and just to have a little nostalgia from time to time.

Mar 11, 2000

Movie reviews added. Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, and Wing Commander.

Mar 10, 2000

Added some more comments to My 2 Cents. My views on Opra.
Senators 7 Pittsburgh 0. Not laughing at the Association of Small Market Teams now, are you. Well, at least not as much.
Movie review page is coming along nicely.
Added some more comments to My 2 Cents. My views on Shakespeare and Boy Bands.
The Movies Page has been changed to list the sub pages. Now Star Wars Warped Style is on its own page, and the new Movie Reviews page is under development. You now can get to these from the Movies page.
The Games and Other Productions page has been divided up to seperate the media and games. You now can get to these from Games and Other Productions.
Added a link to Eisses's Assignment 3 for Digital Media.

Mar 6, 2000


Mar 5, 2000

Made some more touch ups.
Added some more graphics.

Feb 29, 2000

Added new Warped Productions Logo. Snazzy-looking huh?
Improved some of the graphics around here. It's all falling into place.

Feb 28, 2000

Rearranged some stuff. Moved the Shockwave movies from Links to the new Media section in Games and Other Productions.
Added some Links. King's College and Dalhousie (Boo).
Added some more pictures to the music page. Added Darth Vader picture to Star Wars page.
Added some new banners.

Feb 25, 2000

Added new Shockwave movies from our Digital Media class's assignment 2. Check the Links and Star Wars page.
Added my two cents on government help to NHL teams and teen dramas such as Dawson's Crack. I mean Creek.
Spring Break!!

Feb 24, 2000

Registered Warped Productions at Netscape and a few other places.
Introduced new logo. Isn't he cute?
Added the "My two cents" page. Just when you thought I was done yapping...
Added the Warped Productions guestbook. I want all of you to sign. If you don't, you don't get a Christmas card.
Updated some of the pages so things make more sense. 'Cause you know I make sense all the time. Hey, shut up!
Added links to Travis Cottreau's Karate page and the XPilot game page. Just spreading the news of the time-consumer that is XPilot.

Feb 22, 2000

Added some links to some home pages of friends of Warped Productions.
Our condolences and sympathies to Kevin and Pat on the passing of Kevin's father.

Feb 21, 2000

Air Hockey Java game is under development.
Patrick Ewing has become the 16th leading scorer all-time in the NBA.

Feb 20, 2000

Added some META information, and fixed some technical stuff, but I'm sure you don't care.
Rearranged some of the links. There is a new section for school projects that may interest you.
Added a link to Javasoft so you can all hop on the bandwagon.
Official release of WARPED PRODUCTIONS will be this week...So stay tuned.

Feb 17, 2000

Added a few links, including one to Macromedia Shockwave.
Changed a few things on the NBA Player Review. Looks a bit better now.
Paul Slaunwhite's birthday was yesterday. No one tells me anything these days. Happy Birthday Puddles!

Feb 16, 2000

Finished the NBA Player Review. Now you can give your expert opinions!
Move the files over to BORG. Cleaned up some of the pictures.

Feb 15, 2000

Finished some more of the banners. Smelling victory!
Finished the sports page
Feeling a little sick. Give me some sympathy.

Feb 8, 2000

Finished Star Wars stuff on the movies page. Not long now.
Yawn. Added some video game links. Now you can go and waste more time.

Feb 4, 2000

Finished my Beasties page.
Added the "Chasing Amy" Hooper X Star Wars speel to the movie page.

Feb 3, 2000

Finished most of the Shockwave stuff.
Finished the movies page.
Had to deal with more Dal administration crap. And yet if I was to have them killed, I would go to jail...

Feb 1, 2000

Under development. Blah, blah.